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Thursday, August 03, 2006

What Were They Thinking?

Who was the person that chose this man as the face of Enzyte? Is there anyone out there who thinks this is attractive? And do they really want the general public to think that taking Enzyte will give a man this death's head rictus of a smile?

It's enough to put me off sex.

10 Comments:

  • At 10:41 AM, Blogger Other Lisa said…

    Errr...what's Enzyte?

     
  • At 12:05 PM, Blogger Abyss of Silence said…

    Those ads bug me too. I don't like to imagine this guy walking around with a perpetual hard-on but then you can't help it when you see the ad, can you?

    So are the Enzyte people saying that you too can have a constantly erect penis with the slight side effect of a complete loss of emotion and cognitive abilities?

     
  • At 2:20 PM, Blogger zhadi said…

    Lisa, you don't watch enough TV. Not that that's a bad thing. It's like Viagra, with a more annoying ad campaign.

    Abyss, they don't say ANYTHING in those commercials other than make not so oblique references to Bob's manliness. I don't want to imagine that guy at all. he scares me!

     
  • At 3:12 PM, Blogger Other Lisa said…

    I'll never forget the first one of those ads I saw - I forget for which drug - the one with the guy trying to throw the football through the tire! I think I saw it first with the sound off, and I thought it was some kind of parody - but it wasn't.

     
  • At 10:47 PM, Anonymous J. Branch said…

    From a guys point of view- Personally I don't think the workplace is an appropriate setting to use as a backdrop when you're trying to sell a drug to cure erectile disfunction.

    And if a guy's got a woody at work and there isn't ilicit sexual activity going on.. then he certianly isn't grinning like an idiot.

     
  • At 8:26 AM, Blogger zhadi said…

    It's a strange society we live in, isn't it? JB, I agree. the only way he'd be grinning like that would be if strichnine were involved.

     
  • At 10:30 AM, Blogger zhadi said…

    Er...strychnine.

     
  • At 11:46 AM, Anonymous J. Branch said…

    yeah, strychnine... which he just finished lacing the reservoir of the company coffee maker with...

    (in a bad elvis voice): "Long live Jim Jones, and the Puh-eeples Temple. Can I have an Aaymen"

     
  • At 7:22 AM, Blogger Mr. Fabulous said…

    I would totally do him.

    But then, I am a necrophiliac.

    Don't judge me.

     
  • At 9:09 PM, Blogger zhadi said…

    Oh jeez, Mr. F....lemurs are one thing. But Enzyte Bob? you need help.

     

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