Brangelina?

Bennifer? Is anyone else getting sick of this particular affectation? I truly don't give a flying fart in the wind what goes on between celebrity couples, but every time I see one of these co-joined names as a headline, I have the same visceral reaction that results from reading or hearing the expression 'Bling.' I just wanna slap someone. Hard. And repeatedly.

I definitely in touch with my inner curmudgeon this evening. I think I'll give her a piece of chocolate and see if she'll shut up and let me relax.