Worst Author Photo ever
Worst Author Photo ever
Worst Author Photo ever
Originally uploaded by zhadi.
My favorite bad author and what is truly the worst author photo ever taken in history. The 'Am I not sexy' was added by my writing partner, T.C., when he found and sent me this photo...
Is this another procrastinatory tactic on my part because of writer's block? Well, not exactly. I have several things I'm writing about, including: Dogzilla on the beach & George's Zoo; The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, and what those books meant to me as a kid; more wine weekend events; and stuff.
I'm just having too much fun watching Don't Look In the Basement, a truly amazingly bad movie made in the '70s, to write too much. Plus there's the finale of Survivor on in a few minutes. The rest of the weekend has been spent with two and three hour walks on the beach (Dogzilla was part of that), and...and...well, lots of other stuff. Really!
So please admire the many chins of DBP...I don't want to give his real name just in case he googles himself. I may mock him, but I'd feel lousy if he found my post and had his feelings hurt.
But dang...why would anyone put this on the back of a book?!
Worst Author Photo ever
Originally uploaded by zhadi.
My favorite bad author and what is truly the worst author photo ever taken in history. The 'Am I not sexy' was added by my writing partner, T.C., when he found and sent me this photo...
Is this another procrastinatory tactic on my part because of writer's block? Well, not exactly. I have several things I'm writing about, including: Dogzilla on the beach & George's Zoo; The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, and what those books meant to me as a kid; more wine weekend events; and stuff.
I'm just having too much fun watching Don't Look In the Basement, a truly amazingly bad movie made in the '70s, to write too much. Plus there's the finale of Survivor on in a few minutes. The rest of the weekend has been spent with two and three hour walks on the beach (Dogzilla was part of that), and...and...well, lots of other stuff. Really!
So please admire the many chins of DBP...I don't want to give his real name just in case he googles himself. I may mock him, but I'd feel lousy if he found my post and had his feelings hurt.
But dang...why would anyone put this on the back of a book?!
posted by Dana Fredsti @ 7:47 PM
6 Comments:
At 2:47 PM,
Anonymous said…
That's not right. No...
At 8:16 PM,
Dana Fredsti said…
YOu know you want him...
At 9:30 AM,
Anonymous said…
I DO want him! In the weirdest way.
Well, given the object, is there another way to want him?
At 7:49 PM,
Dana Fredsti said…
Well...it could be in a sick, perverted way...or an "I love the Comic Book Guy on Simpsons" kind of way!
At 1:04 PM,
Anonymous said…
I think it's his flabby intensity that sends me.
At 9:27 AM,
Redzilla said…
Ooooh, if you love the worst author photo ever, be sure to check out all the shitty band photos over at Rock n Roll Confidential.
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/index.php
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