Stan Lee's HARPIES

I caught about five minutes of STAN LEE’S ‘HARPIES’ on Sci Fi Channel. No shock there. That it was on Sci Fi, that is. Sci Fi, once again balancing their decent series with some of the crappiest movies ever made. Five minutes were enough to make it clear that HARPIES was a low budget rip-off of ARMY OF DARKNESS, complete with a Tim the Blacksmith lookalike (if you’re an AOD fan, you’ll know who I’m talking about) and a performance by Stephen Baldwin that, within those 300 seconds, brought words to my lips that I never thought I’d have occasions to say.

To Mr. Stephen Baldwin:

You, sir, are NO Bruce Campbell.